Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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