Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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