they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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