nut hugger
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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