His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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