Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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