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I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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