Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
operation harelip BJ is a go
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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