Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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