well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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