so explain again why im purple
no
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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