At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
