you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wanna passion pit in your ass
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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