that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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