i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i out mim tonsoeep
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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