My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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