i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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