is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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