im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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