you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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