Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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