just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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