Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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