shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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