normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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