Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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