Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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