Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
