he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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