Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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