Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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