Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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