Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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