A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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