She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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