so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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