If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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