i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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