new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
COCAINE IS GR8
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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