I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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