There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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Is it because I queefed?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds