i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.