I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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