Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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