and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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