ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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