Kiss
Puke
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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