I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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