Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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