Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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