Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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