I need help removing her.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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