Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?