Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore