Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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