Dual....:-)
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
So. Much. Porn.
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