Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
