I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Randomize
