i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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