If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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