Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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