C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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